The+Devil+and+Joe+P.

**Joe P. and the Devil**
Joe P. is a Bears fan and is watching the Bears, Packers game. When commercials came Joe went and got himself a snack. When he got back and sat down the game was starting again. Out of nowhere Brett Favre came out of the TV screen. Joe is confused, angry, and startled by all this.

He says, “Why is the devil in my bedroom?”

Brett Favre says, “How did you know!?”

Joe says, “You’re Brett Favre an evil man aka the devil, its pretty obvious.”

Right when Joe finished his sentence the devil became very mad. Joe offered him his sandwich but the devil smashed it and threw it back at him. That made Joe angry too and with that they started fighting. Joe got hit first with a volley of punches from the devil. Then Joe threw a punch but before it got it its target he was kicked in the head by a roundhouse kick. Joe was on the defensive for a while and simply just taking a horrible beating from the devil. Joe started to panic but realized that if the devil hadn’t killed him yet then he could still fight him off. With that Joe lands a decisive punch to the devil’s kidney. The devil stumbled back a step and looked up only to see a shoe flying at his face. With no time to react the devil received the kick in the face and stumbled back a few more steps. By this time both Joe and the devil were exhausted but they kept fighting. For two hours this went on the advantage was back and forth between the two the whole time. But suddenly Joe started to hurt the devil worse and worse with every blow the devil received. After realizing this Joe started hitting him harder and harder. Then Joe heard the roar of the crowd on the TV screen and saw Brain Griese throw a touchdown pass to Desmond Clark to win the game. Right when Desmond entered the end zone and Joe punched the devil. The devil screamed so loud the houses throughout the neighborhood shook. With that the devil fell and disintegrated and disappeared. Joe was excited that the Bears won but he was so tired he passed out and when he woke up he was in his bed and it was Monday morning. He decided that he shouldn’t go to school that day.