The+Devil+and+Kevin+J.

=Devil and Kevin J.=

Good Morning San Diego this is Ron Burgundy reporting for channel 4 news on this crisp but delightful Friday night. Kevin J. you had a great game 195 yards rushing with 4 touchdowns…What a star performance.

“Well Ron, I just had great blocking and that lead to huge holes which made my job exceptionally easy.”

"Thank you for your time Kevin and keep doing what you do. Kevin I am going to be reporting on you all week so I will be following you around this week and watching practices."

Monday: Kevin had practice, from what it looks like he is having a little chit chat with Coach W. Champ lets get a little closer so we can get the inside story on this one.

Coach W said, “Kevin were going to need a lot more out of you this next game because were playing the star team in our division they are the Titans and they have a killer coach they call him Coach Boon. Everyone just wanted to give you a little heads up on this one."

"Thanks coach, does this mean I am going to be getting the ball more than?"

"Yes Kevin, we will work our offence around you."

" Sweet coach I’ll be ready coach."

"We will see the proof is in the chocolate pudding Jonzi, I’m going to work you a little this week so that means no breaks to talk to girls on the sideline."

"Okay coach I think I survive this week. I’ll see you tomorrow Jonzi. Bye Coach.”

"San Diego that is just a sneek peak on what Monday’s practice looks like for our wonderful and all loved San Diego High School Wolverines."

Tuesday: Kevin had practice today, it was a normal day and coach wanted to talk to him after as usual, but this time it was a little different it was extra drills.

Jonzi said “Okay coach if you think this is going to make me better."

"Yes Kevin it will for sure.”

They started with a few running drills and breaking tackles. One of the snaps Jonzi ran over Coach W who wasn’t ready for him. He looked a little upset then something happened that I have never seen before these look-alike horns starting coming out of Coach W’s head. It was like when Wolverine the X-Man figure brings his metal sharp claws out, they come out of nowhere. Champ call the studio we need to get this on live the 5 o’ clock news. RING …RING…

"Ed Harken speaking, Ed its Champ, we need to get this on live news it’s an insane story with Coach W."

"Okay Champ lets do it in 4 minutes. Okay were live Ron…"

"Gooood Evening San Diego this is an exclusive sports report coming from the Wolverines own football field. Our own beloved Coach W has just called out All-Star running back Kevin Jones and has a Horn type object coming out of his head. It looks like…. Oh it is Coach W is the Devil in disguise…"

"Wow Ron that is a bold coaching move by San Diego to appoint them as the head coach, said Brick Tamland."

"Well Brick I am not totally sure if they knew that Coach W was going to be the Devil in disguise."

The Devil also known as Coach W has just challenged out greatly honored Kevin Jones to a race. The rules are a 40 yard dash and you can start as soon as our judge Marian Jones says the words GO. Here is the catch though if Jonzi wins then Coach W. quits his job, but if the devil wins he gets to sit Jonzi for the rest of the year. Jonzi is looking a little nervous, I think he became a little intimidated when he saw the Devil's horns come out of his head.

"ON YOUR MARK…GET SET…GO…"

"Oh and it’s a tight one Coach is just pulling ahead and we are coming to the last 15 yards and here he comes Kevin Jones and he takes the lead ..We have a new winner it is Kevin Jones. Coach W. was fired from the head athletic director Chuck Norris, but who will coach us against the Titans that we can’t forget about…"

"Hey, they should make a movie out of them I have a good title Remember the Titans or something, said Brick."

Ron said, "Brick, yea why don't you get on that."

Ron says, "I have the perfect coach for you his name is Coach Ditka, but most know him by the title of “Coach.”

"Well I don’t know Ron this guy sounds a little weird weird, '"I might have to go check him out"' said Chuck Norris…

"Oh he will be great just don’t talk to him about he SUPERBOWL RING cause he’ll go on and on about it. Wow San Diego that was an intriguing inside story that I hope all of you enjoyed well so long San Diego this is Ron Burgundy signing off for channel 4 news “Stay Classy San Diego!”