The+Devil+and+Kristina+C.

One day Kristina was on a long lonesome road on the way to mall. All of a sudden the road split into two and lights flashed and there was a shiny, glistening beast standing on a rock mound.

And he said, “Cheer the best cheer in the world or I’ll devour your soul.” So, Kristina thought for a brief moment and had a determined look and said "Okay!."

Kristina cheered the first thing that came into her head and it just so happened to be the best cheer in the world.

“"I said: brr... it's cold in here, there must be some angels in the at-mos-phere, I said: brr... it's cold in here, there must be some angels in the at-mos-phere, I said: oh e oh e oh, ice ice ice, slow it down, oh e oh e oh, ice ice ice, here we go!” Cheered Kristina. Needless to say the devil was astounded, “Whip, Crack”, went the beat’s tail and the beast was done.

The beast sat there with his chin resting on his hand pondering for quiet a while.

Then the beast asked, “Thee you angel?”

Kristina and Mia looked at each other and smiled, the Devil was irritated and stomped his foot.

Then he raised his hands and a whole army of demons raised from the hole the beast created and began cheering, “Reeses Pieces your cheer sounded like feces! Reeses Pieces your cheer sounded like feces!”

The Devil then raised his hands and his cheering demons stopped and then cheered again cheering, “Our team is red hot your team is dead shot, our team is red hot your team is dead shot, boom shackalacka boom shackalacka BOOM!"

The devil’s demons sank into the ground and the devil had a look of defeat. The devil then said “You may pass with three wishes since you have defeated me in a cheer off.”

Kristina pondered and thought hard and then said, "I want Mall of America to be in Long Grove, I want a shopping spree, and I want you to escort me there.”

The Devil looked to the sky for an answer. He then gasped and said “If you wish.” The devil and his top demons escorted them to the mall with an armored truck full of money. Once she got to the mall the Devil opened a portal straight to the gates of hell and cut his ties to Kristina and left her with his armored truck full of money.