The+Devil+and+Jimmy+S.

=Jimmay and the Devil=

Jimmay S. was a regular kid who loved to play baseball. He played baseball for Carmel Cathaholic High School. He could play any position on the field. One day, coach Divici wanted Jimmay to stay after practice to take some extra batting practice. So Jimmay took a bad cut at one and hit it straight back into the woods, Jimmay went to go back into the woods and get it, but Coach Divici wouldn’t let his star player do so much work, so coach Divici went to go get it. He was back there for about 5 minutes. Jimmay heard some rustling in the woods but he thought nothing of it. So Coach Divici came back, and instead of his hair being slick with gel, he had two little horns sticking up, Jimmay thought that was weird. So Coach Divici through him one more pitch, the ball came at about 100 miles per hour, Jimmy could just foul it off. He wondered why Coach would do that during batting practice.

Jimmay said “Coach, that’s not helping me, we're not ready for this game.”

He noticed a difference in coach Divici. Coach Divici told him that he wouldn’t be playing in the next game anyways. Jimmay asked why, and Coach Divici turned all red and said that he wanted to make a deal with him, for Jimmay’s soul.

Then he went out of context and asked Jimmay, "Have you ever been to hell before?"

Jimmay replied, "No"

The Devil said, "Then why is your head on fire?"

Jimmay said, "It is just in my genes, my sister has red hair too, it's all my dads fault.

Jimmay could never turn down a challenge so he accepted. The deal was that Jimmay would play the next game all by himself, no one helping him. It would be 1 against 9. If Jimmay won, then Coach Divici would resign as coach forever, and if he lost, the devil would get his soul and Jimmy would have to quit playing baseball forever.

That night, Jimmay couldn't sleep much. He was just thinking about the game and couldn't remember who he would be playing. He stayed up all night thinking and praying to his God, Chuck Norris, to help Jimmy be as amazing as him. This worried Jimmay even more however because he knew that not sleeping was not going to help him in the game.

So the next day came and Jimmy was getting ready, and saw that their next opponent was the 6th grade team from Carl Sandburg Middle School, Jimmay lucked out. It was not even a contest for Jimmay. He won the game with ease 67-1 (The one run was for mercy).

After the game Jimmay had a vision of his God, Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris came to him in the form of a fighting ninja with a mountain dew. He was accompanied by the Dahli Llama, George Bush, and Jet Lee. Jimmay took a date from the sacred mountain dew can and Chuck Norris told Jimmay that by overcoming the devil, he was now a prophet of Norrisism.

So Coach Divici resigned as coach, and Jimmay kept on playing baseball. However, Coach Divici was really just the Devil, so he faded away, went back to hell and the real Coach Divici came back out of the woods behind the baseball field and he took over the team again, so does this story really have a happy ending?