The+Devil+and+Matt+S.

Kevin K.

Br. Tom

The Devil and Matt S.

A few miles from the heart of New York City lies a Holiday Inn, and in it rest a new UFC fighter, getting ready for his first match. The twenty one year old Matt S. just got done working out in the Holiday Inn’s brand new gym. As he was on his way to the fifth floor, the elevator he was in slowly came to a stop. The lights began to on and off, and the Michael Jackson song playing in the back round resided. S. starts to panic and ends up fainting in the elevator!

As he wakes up, he realized that he was in his room, lying on his bed. The lights were off and the room remained was him on his way up to his room. He makes his way to the bathroom, and falls on a old Pepsi can he had to drink earlier. This really wakes him up, and he actually starts to look around and see where he was going.

He says to himself, " how did I trip on a Pepsi can."

After reaching the bathroom he begins to rinse his face. He goes to grab his towel, but it’s suspiciously been replaced by a Flying Squirel!

The squirel then says, " why are you in my bathroom? Do you want to die?"

S. replies, do you know who I am? Can you not see my ninety inch chest?"

Then, all of a sudden the Squirel, S. was staring at jumped at his face. Biting his lip with its sharp teeth. He tries to get it off of his face but he can’t. Then the deviled squirel pops off of his face and transforms itself into and a object that looks like a koala bear. And then the wild beast grows these red horns that come out of its side. S.’s first thought was to throw something at it. So Matt grabbed a box of random objects and threw them at the Devil Squirel/Koala Bear. Amazingly two eyes were somehow glued to the savaged beast. The eyes moved around controlled by the devilish creature. S. then takes his quick second as a time to run.

As Matt runs down the Holiday Inn hall the flying Squirel gains speed. He starts thinking in his head that this would look very weird to some random person walking down the hall. A floating devilish knife made out of a Squrille is chasing this guy down the hall! So S. being a UFC fighter decides to turn around and stand up to it. As he brings his hand back to gather the energy for a punch, the "thing"approaches faster and faster, and S. uses his eighty seven inch bicep to thrust his fist towards the deviled animal. But before he even knew how this terrible day would end he woke up.

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